THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE THEIR EYES OPEN BUT THEY YAWN TOGETHER OH MY GOD MY HEART HAS EXPLODED.
Everyone should have a baby elephant running across a road on their blog
IT’S SO CUTE LOOK AT IT’S LITTLE LEGS AND HOW IT’S RUNNING OMFG
I’m growing real fond of these cute little animals.
"oh my god it’s finally empty."
"THE BED IS FINALLY MINE!! YOU FOOLS ABANDONED THE MOST COMFORTABL-FUCK"
mp3 audio of a commercial by David Tennant, for and as requested by thegirlwithcookies
gotta be honest, I burst out in sniggers every time it gets to the very last line because the way he says it all, I never see it coming!
God. Damn. Him.
How the hell does he make soup sexy?
You know, I’ve been sick the past couple days and because I remembered this commercial yesterday, I made myself a bowl of tomato soup. So thanks, David Tennant, you made me feel better :)
Tactics for getting your person out of bed:
- Look irresistibly cute
My stepdad puts me down a lot and it makes me have a lot of insecurities. My family was walking into church the other day and he commented that my heels were too loud and annoying. (NEW heels btw that I absolutely love.) This absolutely crushed any confidence I had. I saw Loki walking beside me (in my mind of course) and he whispered in my ear “I adore them, my little warrior.” I answered him (in my mind) “Oh? Why? What’s so special about them?” (I was almost in tears. It rlly doesn’t take much for me.) “They make you look powerful. Now walk with confidence and announce your presence to these lowly mortals. Let their gaze fall upon you in awe. That is the way you ought to be looked at, my beautiful creature.” I know rationally it was just me trying to make myself feel better, but it helped SO MUCH. I could feel myself get my confidence back and for a shining moment, I felt beautiful again.